Wille Fudge on Dating
wrong approach: Megan, I've been admiring your beautiful eyes, like the
deepest ocean blue, for three years now. I'd be touched if you'd do me the
honor of accompanying me to a candlelight dinner for two.
right approach: Megan, was your daddy a baker, cause shit your buns are
hot. Lets get a room.
Thu, 20 Aug 1998 22:53:56 –0400