Humorous, Yet Haunting…
Life is a fine barrel of wine that becomes better with age; you can't drink it all at once, but at the same time, remember to indulge before you lose your taste buds. With this is mind, sometimes when you need to get drunk, you won't have a crowbar available to get the damn barrel open. At this point, refrain from breaking the entire barrel just to get a few drops off the floor. If you're patient, you'll find a crowbar.
Tue, 18 Aug 1998 19:10:38 GMT
Life is bullshit; the rest is just details.
Thu, 20 Aug 1998 22:53:56 -0400
Now if you'll excuse me, I have beer to drink. They say I'm an alcoholic
but really it's the taste I'm after. I love the taste of pure alcohol.
Mon, 07 Sep 1998 21:47:06 -0400
I always get a kick out of it when a group of people discover a new "college gem" like the art of poking a hole in the bottom of a beer can to siphon its juices quicker...you'd think they'd discovered the secret to nuclear fusion or how to power automobiles without gasoline.
Sat, 19 Sep 1998 14:34:53 -0400
Living in a bubble is a bad idea unless you have no immune system.
Tue, 29 Sep 1998 20:41:53 –0400
There have been times in my life when I was consistent
Nov 26, 1998
Without outside interference, I do nothing. Think of me as a boat out at sea. I'd
like to help you help me help you.
Thu, 03 Dec 1998 01:56:33 -0500
In effect, you may be right, but the sentence you effect is negatively
affected by its confusing effect, effectually reducing its effectiveness,
but this may not affect its effectiveness after all.
Thu, 03 Dec 1998 01:56:33 –0500
…it should have been challenging very much like sucking tangy sugar out of a pixie straw is challenging
Feb 08, 1999
Life is a bitch, and we are merely players.
Wed, 14 Apr 1999 19:30:37 -0400
Fudge's Take on Jabba the Hut model in the Star Wars: Special Edition:
If I wanted to see a talking Jello mold I'd watch a Bill Cosby commercial.
Thu, 13 May 1999
Your mamma's five beers short of a six-pack!
Thu, 20 May 1999
I'm man enough to admit it. I'm a pussy.
Wed, 15 Sept 1999
SWM seeks mng of life, solid grnd to stnd on, will pay handsomely for info
Wed, 15 Sept 1999