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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

The tamPod

Music with smooth application? I don't know. If you all post some good marketing copy in the comments, maybe I'll turn this into a fake web page a-la iBrator.

Madd propz 2 da Pink Slipz 4 d iDea.

the tamPod

5 Comments:

Blogger Beth said...

Comfortable. Absorbant. Kegel-rific.

2:03 PM  
Blogger Leigh said...

Discreet and super-absorbent, the TamPod can hold up to 100 mL of streaming audio.

It's ultralight-weight constuction and smooth feel will keep you protected by your favorite tunes during any activity- jogging, kyacking, hangliding, whatever!. And the TamPod is so comfortable, it can even be worn overnight (used in conjunction with IPillow with wings is strongly recommended!)

Manufacturer's Warning: TSS (Toxic Sound Syndrome) is sometimes associated with overexposure to the TamPod. If you experience symptoms such as illegal file sharing, obsessive tune-searching, or the desire to download anything by The Culture Club, please consult The Pinkslips at http://www.thepinkslips.com for a full evaluation and reprogramming of your rock-ti-tude.

6:25 PM  
Anonymous Man's Man said...

Ok, but expect to get sued by Apple for ripping off their iPon.

However, as long as you are going to do it, you might as well just copy their copy. It talks about wintry freshness and stuff like that. I got ill about half way through the copy so you'll have to read it yourself.

Now that I think about it, I think they themselves ripped off Wrigley's.

Hold up. I might be getting the iPon confused with the MS-Douche. What the hell do I know about any of this stuff? I'm a guy. I watch football on Saturdays, and on Sundays I...watch football. On Tuesdays and Thursdays I also watch football. On Mondays and Wednesdays I sleep. I can't remember any of my Fridays.

Anymo, here's an idea. Design a product that rips off so many other products that when they all try to sue you, the courts will get so clogged the justice system will grind to a halt!

It's brilliant!

Gotta go. The Broncos are playing the Bears!

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this real? doesnt make sense

12:41 PM  
Blogger Billy Sugarfix said...

You still got it!

8:22 AM  

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