Spank Me With a Spoon!
That girl is really upping the bar for us all! How can we compete with blog entries such as, "When Life Throws A Lemon To A Delusional Psychotic She Uses The Opportunity To Smash The Entire Concept Of Lemonade And......................." or, "When I Swallow Cum I'm Swallowing Enclyclopedias"? Plus I feel she's just rubbing it in my face that she looks way better than I do naked. I mean, leave some for the rest of us!