Does anyone want my candy?
All these trick-or-treaters walking by... I've given up on being inside and am now sitting on my porch waiting for them to approach. Yep, just walk on by. Is my mask to scarry? Do I look like a psycho? Do psychos wear white masks and type on their laptops on their porch and want to give people candy?
Okay, I just gave out some candy... but the kids... the kids were pretty obviously scared. Good to know that I can just sit here and be scary.