I write the software for Geneffects and tend bar at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

Monday, October 17, 2005

Viva NC!

As you know, I do lust for the Fall, and frickin' love the St8 Fair. I've recently started reading the Craigslist. I loved NC missed connections like this one. "You were at the state fair on Sunday and I saw you at the pig race for the 5:00 show."

A couple of nights ago some guy had, on his sweater, something which was either spit or semen. I point this out to him with the ususal, "hey buddy, you've got a little... uh... on your shirt there."

He looks at it then exclaims, "someone spitted on me! Someone spitted on me! I can't believe someone spitted on me!" He improperly conjugated for half a minute before I gave him a paper towel. After wiping and wiping and wiping he tosses the used towel on the bar.

"Oh, hell no," I say. "If you think I'm going to pick that up, you are high. Please throw that away."


pinky said...

"Oh, hell no," I say. "If you think I'm going to pick that up, you are high. Please throw that away."

Did you really say "please"? Because if you did, I would totally love you for it. Most people, once accusing another of being high, are simply unable to retain their manners. You, however, are better than most people.

8:53 PM  
Geneffects said...

I think I did, pinky. However, for the Little Brother show when I caught some guy trying to steal tips I believe I was less polite. I ended up kicking him out then the bugger sneaks back in! So I had the pleasure of kicking him out twice. An, oh, pinky, it was a pleasure. Rarely are we totally justified in being angry and hostile towards a person. It was great having the carte blanche to say any obscenetiy to this person I so desired and still be well within my rights.

9:48 PM  
Geneffects said...

Also, pinky, have you seen how to knit your own tit?

9:52 PM  
James Bond, AAA said...

"I do think you're going to pick it up, and yes, I am high. Thanks for noticing."

3:10 AM  
James Bond, 409 said...

Sonnet #007:

We kept making eye contact or so I thought.
You have a wonderful smile or maybe that was just the sun in your eyes!
I think you were there with a few friends
as you kept talking to some people
and you would duck behind a taller guy when doing this.

Thank you, thank you very much.

this is in or around Raleigh

hell no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

3:16 AM  

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