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Friday, December 17, 2004


I gave platelets a couple of days ago (temp: 95.7 (!) , BP: 136/80 (kinda high), HR: 65). Did you know that if you donate any blood-based product and lead any sort of sexually active life, there's like a litany of questions you need to ask your partner - all of which which are awkward to work into normal conversation. Still let's give it a go:
I guess a goal of mine is to travel more... I mean the most exotic country I've been to is Canada. How about you? (...) Travel to anywhere cool like.. oh.. I don't know... Africa?

(...) My inhaler? Yeah, well, I've had asthma all my life. You ever have any health issues? (...) You don't say... Ever had a dura mater transplant? (...) Anything which required clotting factor concentrate?

Hey, let's play a little game... We each ask a question about something we may have done, and if you've done that, then you have to take a drink. (...) Okay, I'll go first. Ever have sex with a man who's had sex with another man? (...) No, we drink if we have done that.

You are really quite beautiful. Striking, really. I'll bet you've heard all sorts of pick-up lines. (...) Ya ever heard this one: If I bought you drugs or offered you money, would you have sex with me?

Knock knock. (...) Havyaeva (...) Havyaeva taken drugs with a needle? (...) No, seriously. Hey, where you goin'?


Lance McCord said...

Best. Post. Ever.

"Havyaeva." Classic. I'm gonna buy you a pizza.

2:31 AM  

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