OOOh, it's a by product of clothes you dry. When cleanin' dryer lint, you'd better close your eyes.
When your father in law sez, "dry your shirt!" Beware the dryer lint or your eyes will hurt!
Oh, dryer lint! Dryer lint! Nothing could be worse than dryer lint!
Dryer lint! Dryer llint! Gonna put a curse on dryer lint!
Paid for by Fathers In Law Against Dryer Lint In Your Eyes (FILADLIYE)