Geek Sex, Geek Love
Sex Tips for Geeks. (No illustrations, so fairly work safe.) Ah, geeks. They sure know how to turn out a compelling sentence: "OK, so you've been doing horny things to each other for a while now and she seems hot enough to fuck."
A 3.57Ghz dual-core processor made with LEGOs! (For some reason LEGO is all-caps. You know what, LEGO? Both you and Yahoo! can suck it!)