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Thursday, February 09, 2006

Geek Sex, Geek Love

What's that sound? It's the sound of geeks the world around dropping their pants in pure excitement at the prospect of having a computer that can interact with you like this.

Sex Tips for Geeks. (No illustrations, so fairly work safe.) Ah, geeks. They sure know how to turn out a compelling sentence: "OK, so you've been doing horny things to each other for a while now and she seems hot enough to fuck."

Write checks with gel pens to avoid check washing.

One gentleman on craigslist asks not to be written about anymore

Another gentleman has the firsts back as well as a clarifying question

A 3.57Ghz dual-core processor made with LEGOs! (For some reason LEGO is all-caps. You know what, LEGO? Both you and Yahoo! can suck it!)

OMG! KEWL MYSPACE HAKZ LOLZ!


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