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Saturday, August 07, 2004

The Devil in Miss Jones

GUY walks into video store

GUY: Lord, oh, man... porns from the '70's are not for the faint of heart.

CLERK: I could have told you that.

GUY: Yeah, well, thanks for the warning. I can understand those were hairy-er times, but they could have at least applied some makeup to those sores.

Video store winces in disgust. Some say "arrrgh!" A seven year old begins to cry

GUY: So, yeah, I want to renew this for a few more days.


Anonymous said...

You made a seven-year-old cry!!! HAHAHAHA! If you renewed it, then why didn't you call me so I could come watch it again?

11:17 PM  

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