The Devil in Miss Jones
GUY: Lord, oh, man... porns from the '70's are not for the faint of heart.
CLERK: I could have told you that.
GUY: Yeah, well, thanks for the warning. I can understand those were hairy-er times, but they could have at least applied some makeup to those sores.
Video store winces in disgust. Some say "arrrgh!" A seven year old begins to cry
GUY: So, yeah, I want to renew this for a few more days.