The flight to the West
A few interesting sights on the trip: A sign posted in the security check line reading, "you may request a private area in which to be searched." When the metal rings in my belt set off the alarm for the metal detectors I said to the attendant, "the ass, please." The sight of a woman who has to fly first class so that her body can spread out on the seat like a pancake. A field of albino popcorn shrimp which, I was later told, happened to be clouds.