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Tuesday, February 08, 2005

Frat Bleachers

I'd like to know the purpose of those wood bleachers you see in front of frat houses. I mean, bleachers are usually for viewing a spectacle, but these point out towards the road. Is there some sort of hierarchy for which people can sit on which level? It was that way in Escape from Alcatraz. Clint Eastwood goes to talk to his new black friend, who is sitting on the top level, and asks what's the deal with the people sitting on the different levels. Clint's friend says it indicates your rank.

Clint starts to sit one level lower than his friend, when the friend aggressively says, "are you not going to sit with me because you don't think you're my equal, or because you hate niggers?"

Clint then gets up and sits with his friend and says, "I just hate niggers." Then they share a laugh. Only Clint Eastwood could get away with that! Jon Heder would have gotten his ass beat, even though he is pretty good with a bow staff.


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