Geneffects I write the software for Geneffects and tend bar at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

Thursday, January 26, 2006 QOTD "Brian Risk, I am not putting my toothbrush up my ass." posted by Geneffects at 1:03 AM 0 comments Wednesday, January 25, 2006 ATM "Is there a way to pay with credit around here?" "No, but there's an ATM near the pool table." "Oh, I don't do ATMs." "I believe a lot of porn stars also make that stipulation" posted by Geneffects at 12:38 PM 2 comments Wednesday, January 18, 2006 The Last Thing I Gave Her Was The Bird One of my favorite county songs from my childhood has came to life when a woman's infidelity was revealed by a pet parrot. posted by Geneffects at 1:01 AM 0 comments Wednesday, January 11, 2006 Apple Needs to Respect Privacy BoingBoing told me that the latest version of iTunes spys on what you listen to. In response I've made this .666 seconds of silence mp3 titled Apple Needs to Respect Privacy. Load this song to your iTunes and play it over and over. If enough people do this, Apple will notice. posted by Geneffects at 12:00 PM 3 comments Tuesday, January 10, 2006 I Want My iBook has done very well for me over these three years I have owned it, but holy peanutbutter I want the new (horribly named) MacBook Pro. posted by Geneffects at 1:55 PM 1 comments

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