I write the software for Geneffects and tend bar at the Cat's Cradle in Carrboro, NC.

Thursday, January 26, 2006


"Brian Risk, I am not putting my toothbrush up my ass."

Wednesday, January 25, 2006


"Is there a way to pay with credit around here?"

"No, but there's an ATM near the pool table."

"Oh, I don't do ATMs."

"I believe a lot of porn stars also make that stipulation"

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The Last Thing I Gave Her Was The Bird

One of my favorite county songs from my childhood has came to life when a woman's infidelity was revealed by a pet parrot.

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Apple Needs to Respect Privacy

BoingBoing told me that the latest version of iTunes spys on what you listen to. In response I've made this .666 seconds of silence mp3 titled Apple Needs to Respect Privacy. Load this song to your iTunes and play it over and over. If enough people do this, Apple will notice.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

I Want

My iBook has done very well for me over these three years I have owned it, but holy peanutbutter I want the new (horribly named) MacBook Pro.



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