Monday, September 26, 2005
Sunday, September 18, 2005
"I have the best Miss Pac Man score at every club in the country," says Sufjan.
"Well," I say, "let me turn those games back on so we can test that mettle."
After I turn on Miss (or is it "Mrs"?) PM, I can no longer contain what has been boiling inside of me all night. "You know, Sufjan, your name is a lot like something we have in North Carolina called 'supdog.'"
"Supdog," he says, puzzled. There is a pause. I tense in anticipation. Then, he says it. "What's supdog?"
"Oh, not much."
Friday, September 09, 2005
Three Cheers for Homogenity!
I saw Mike
driving the other way and some bad-ass squeaky music was pumping out of his car. Knowing Mike, if he was listening to the radio then it could only be one station. I turn on my radio, which is already set to WXYC, and the music perfectly fades in as Mike's fades out.
Sunday, September 04, 2005
Profiting from Evil
I'm back. turns out I don't have to work till 8:30. That means more time for blogs! more time for.. eh, things other than blogs! As some may know, I've been geeking-out PHP style lately. I made the humanitarian and well-intentioned Hurricane Aid
, which, if you click on ads on that site, all money mae from ads will go to the Red Cross. See, you don't have to buy shit. Just click on the fucking ads! Click, done! No money comes from you. It all comes from the advertisers. How can you not be clicking?
So then there are other sites I've made. Top Cash Structured Settlements abd Inheritance Cash Advance. They are similar to Hurricane Aid. Thing is, I consider ads that appear on that site to be, in general, evil. I mean, cash advances on your inheritance? WTF d00d! So I think every click on one of their ads is a great thing, because that's less money from them. They pay every time you click. Each click equals money they are paying. I don't know if I can be more direct about this idea.
If you love me if you love freedom you will go to these pages and click on ads ads ads! Seriously, it's like dollars every time. 4-rizzle.
I've made a website, Hurricane-Aid.org
, that lets you donate money to Katrina relief without actually having to pay any money. If you click on any of the ads on the website, all of the revenue generated from those clicks will be donated to the United Way's Hurricane Response Fund.
Bookmark the site. Make a click here or there every day. Your help will add up quickly.
Saturday, September 03, 2005
What's that on Your Nose, Steve?
Microsoft really makes the best software out there... it really does. And I know I'm going to catch a lot of heat about this from my lefty Mac friends, but when they see the facts and look into their heart of hearts, they know it's true. You know what else Microsoft is great at? Fueling Steve Ballmer's massive cocain habbit. First read about how Steve plans to fucking kill Google
then check out this video
and you will know what I'm talking about. (I posted about that video before, but nows a good time to see it again, I think.)
Christopher Walken for President 2008
The local vet is ruing the day it got a mov-able letter sign. The other day "make sure your pets have shade and water" awoke as "make sure your pets have a wiener."
Gifts for Nerds
One distinguishing characteristic of the nerd is their tendency to relate to one-another via rehashed movie and tv show dialogue. I still have a lot of nerd tendencies, so I was excited to see these Office Space
and Old School
shirts for sale. Personally, I'd love to sport an IniTech polo shirt.