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Friday, February 17, 2006

Avril Lavigne is a Gelfling?

I tend to dump any email from Dan straight in the trash, but this one... this one rang true. He pointed out the eerie similiarities between this photo and this photo.

Well done, Dan. Well done.

Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Spam Assassin

I just activated Spam Assassin on my server so keep an eye out if I don't respond to your email - it may be because it was incorrectly flagged.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Geek Sex, Geek Love

What's that sound? It's the sound of geeks the world around dropping their pants in pure excitement at the prospect of having a computer that can interact with you like this.

Sex Tips for Geeks. (No illustrations, so fairly work safe.) Ah, geeks. They sure know how to turn out a compelling sentence: "OK, so you've been doing horny things to each other for a while now and she seems hot enough to fuck."

Write checks with gel pens to avoid check washing.

One gentleman on craigslist asks not to be written about anymore

Another gentleman has the firsts back as well as a clarifying question

A 3.57Ghz dual-core processor made with LEGOs! (For some reason LEGO is all-caps. You know what, LEGO? Both you and Yahoo! can suck it!)


Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Saturn's Moons

Speaking of mp3s, here's the latest from Bim St.: Saturn's Moons. Words and singing are Billy. Melody and music are me. I wrote this because I can't wait for the next Flaming Lips album.

Openly Laughing in the Face of GOD!

Brack Power

People are nearly shitting themselves over the realism of these computer graphic sharks in computer graphic water

You stay classy, Iraq

Aerogel? Oh mankind! Must we openly laugh in the face of God?!!

Sometimes it is nice having people that are less intelligent that you exist. I always wondered what would happen if one responded to one of those obviously fake, obviously formulaic craigslist posts of women seeking discrete encounters. This local guy falls for it and has graciously posted his perplexed response.

Just like a South Carolinian scientist to develop a method to create bacon using a printer. Pffft, South Carolina.

Monday, February 06, 2006

The Waterphone

This instrument looks badsass - similar to something I made at St. A's with wooden dowels. Is it named "the Waterphone" because it uses water or because its inventer is Richard Water? A similar problem would arise if I were to derive a formula for minimizing risk in investments.



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