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Today the list runs down the wall. It makes one notice the prevalence of the relatively new suffix "head." For posterity, here are the rest: potheads, parrotheads, buttheads, jarheads, crackheads, not to eggheads giving head, knuckleheads, motorheads, dickheads, shitheads, fuckheads, screwheads, blackheads, whiteheads, duckheads, meatheads, parkinglotsecurityheads, sleepyheads, portisheads, machineheads, bedheads, boneheads, spearheads, baseheads, fatheads, airheads, talkingheads, pinheads, cheeseheads, hammerheads, onionheads, carrotheads, chickenheads, phishheads, redheads. In other news, Kemps car was given "the yellow racing stripe" by some inebriated punker. posted by Geneffects at 3:35 PM 2 comments Monday, July 12, 2004 Stories from the 70's When you were about three, we took you in to get allergy tests. That's where they inject different allergens all up and down your arm to see how you react to them. I don't know where you heard this word, but you used it in the proper context and conjugation. When the doctor came to you with the needle you said, "get that fucking needle away from me!" posted by Geneffects at 6:33 PM 0 comments The flight to the West A few interesting sights on the trip: A sign posted in the security check line reading, "you may request a private area in which to be searched." When the metal rings in my belt set off the alarm for the metal detectors I said to the attendant, "the ass, please." The sight of a woman who has to fly first class so that her body can spread out on the seat like a pancake. A field of albino popcorn shrimp which, I was later told, happened to be clouds. posted by Geneffects at 6:32 PM 0 comments Reunion My cousin, organizer of the affair gave a rallying speech claiming the hardest part is choosing where to set the event. I'd say the hardest part is staying sober through the whole affair. She gave this eulogy to the warbling call of hearing aid feed back. I saw old photos of a pretty young girl and looked up to see that in present day she had become a diesel lesbian. Another showed my cousin as a fragrant homosexual - tight, navel showing shirt with daisy dukes. He's presently working on his fifth wife. The bleached girlfriend he brought to the reunion must have had F cups. posted by Geneffects at 6:32 PM 0 comments Wednesday, July 07, 2004 New York 4, 5, 6 - Fourth of July Fourth of July: Avery described me as his "basic dad." He even used the finger flexions to denote the quotation marks. I said, "Avery, you can call me whatever you want." He said, "how about Chet Nucklechest?" ------ Avery saw a video of Jake today. It is the first time that he has ever seen him in anything other than a photograph. Wouldn't you know it, the camera zooms in just as the late then-adolescent father-to-be lights up a cigarette and takes a long, satisfying drag. I think we could trace any future smoking habits Avery may develop back to that moment. From time to time we build our own personal bombs out of secrets and grow them silence. Due to rain there were no fireworks today, but I dropped my own personal bomb. Fifth of July: Enjoyed the fireworks by the lake of some unpronounceable town. Sixth: Began the voyage home. Valve acting up. posted by Geneffects at 6:30 PM 0 comments New York 3 - first full day It's funny to hear generation VII talk. Just the things that come out of their mouth - priceless. We were watching Jeopardy and the final question was something along the lines of "this athlete has the middle name of 'Roosevelt', the president who died (some number) months before he was born." Those Gen-VII-ers guessed and guessed, but were flummoxed when "who was Jackie Robinson" was the correct answer. "Well, I didn't know they were including coloreds in this category!" Spiderman was friggin' awesome. posted by Geneffects at 6:29 PM 0 comments New York 2 - The trip, final leg Last night was - easy - one of the top ten storms I have had to weather while camping. Inside the tent was thankfully a fairly dry haven from the outside world, and it provided an erie arena in which to watch the elements. Lightning every second. One burst so bright and immediately loud that it must have been within a 20 yards of us. What do you do in a situation like that? Sure, you're not the tallest thing around, but there are trees pretty close to you and the ground is sopping wet. If lightning had struck a tree in our proximity, I think we would have been burnt toast. Immediately upon arrival, Avery's great-grandmother begins telling us her life story. Details which are normally subjugated and tucked in closets were spilled on the table like Snowden's secret minutes after our meeting. I had heard that she had had her first husband declared legally dead after he "went fishing" and never returned to collect his insurance money, but bit my tongue. Not so much as it seemed taboo (because it was immediately apparent nothing was), but more I didn't want to spoil her chance to tell it. posted by Geneffects at 6:29 PM 0 comments New York 1 - The trip up Though, after some research, I found blood in the stool was probably not caused by binge drinking but rather more serious problems ("Anal sex injury" being one, and believe you me, I thought long and hard to remember if there were any moments of lost time), I decided to undertake the first leg of the trip to New York. An hour outside of DC and I was not feeling good. My poops was good that morning, but abdominal pains increased throughout the day. Finally, around 5PM, after continual thoughts of turning the car right around and ruining it for everyone, the pain suddenly started going away. I feel pretty good now, but am pissed off at my present situation - a situation shared by the majority of the world - lack of good health care. Traffic was pretty abysmal from people getting a head start on the weekend of the Fourth. We decided to take 395 through DC and then 1 when took us even deeper into DC. Seeing the sights was great, but the party ended pretty quickly when what we thought was highway 1 suddenly came to an end and we had to choose between right or left. Several hours later we arrive at the campsite. Avery an I play with a light stick. The lightning bugs, perhaps out of a feeling of competition with out stick, formed a gossamer sheet on the canopy. The moon was full and the color of an aged nectarine. posted by Geneffects at 6:29 PM 0 comments

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